And now, a brief review of headlines about the French pole vaulter who hit the bar with his dick The A.V. ClubFrench Pole Vaulter’s Bulge Costs Him an Olympic Medal VarietyPole Vaulter Anthony Ammirati Catches Crotch on Crossbar at Olympics Us WeeklyThis Olympic pole vaulter’s own huge pole got in the way—and cost him a medal Out MagazineOlympic Pole Vaulter Loses Thanks to Battle With His Bulge The Daily Beast